Monday, September 18, 2006

That James Taranto Again

"A Nigerian murder suspect accused of killing his brother with an axe told police investigators he actually attacked a goat, which was only later magically transformed into his sibling's corpse," the Associated Press reports from Lagos.

Meanwhile, a CNN headline on a Reuters story informs us: "Possible Pope Link to Nun's Death."

We sure hope the Holy Father has a better alibi than that Nigerian guy.