Oh, This Is Good

From "Why Liberals Lie About What They Believe"
On the nosey, John Hawkins:

"What is important to liberals is whether supporting or opposing that policy makes them feel good about themselves.
This is why liberals continue to support dysfunctional policies that have been failing miserably for decades and why they often oppose common sense programs that have been proven to work time and time again -- because it isn't about whether it works or not, it's about how it makes them feel.
In other words, a liberal will almost always prefer a policy that's extremely expensive, is difficult to implement, helps almost no one, but seems "nice"-- to a policy that is cheap, simple to implement, extremely effective, and seems "mean."

Is It Just Me?

Seperated at birth and by several decades?

Can I See Clearly Now?

Maureen Dowd has an "-ity" Op-Ed piece in the NY Times.

It's calleld "It's Over, Lady!" but I ask, is it?

Read it here.

Under The Bus?

Obama Resume:

~Zero Experience

~Most Liberal Candidate EVER

~20 Years in a Church of Hate

~If You Don't Vote For Him You're a Racist

Explain It To Me

I watched the Democratic "Unity" event in Unity, New Hampshire with HRC and BHO. It was a well-orchestrated, positive rally. Everyone looked good, sounded good and seemd to have the best intentions. I see the charisma and hopefulness BHO exemplifies. HRC looked genuine in her continued endorsement of BHO.

But, I must admit, ONE THING eludes me: How is that Democrats are going to nominate a fellow who is a ONE TERM U.S. Senator for the Presidency of the United States?

How? Has he ever run a state? Has he ever run a successful business, shown a profit for his shareholders? Been the administrator of SOMETHING?

A ONE TERM U.S. Senator. I just don't get it.

Can SOMEONE explain this to me?

Ten Years, Baloney!

Tell a liberal that you think there should be drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge and you can expect to hear that it will take 10 years to get that oil out of the ground. TEN years! Which is far too long of course, because in ten years, crude oil will be useless to the world. Right?

That’s the mantra from the left, though.

Ten years will pass before we see anything from ANWR.

It’s hard to believe when you consider the following ten things were done in less than ten years:

Duane Lester writes "Ten Big Accomplishments in Less Than Ten Years"

Dems Are Dim

They are NOT listening. Did they forget that although President Bush has approval ratings in the mid-20% range, the approval ratings for Congress is consistently HALF of his---11% approval rate, at last tally.

Yet, they STILL think conservation (which we must do, without a doubt) is the only answer to America's gasoline price increases.

While they are at it, a tax vacation or complete end of gasoline taxes IS a good idea. No one can tell me exactly what the government does to deserve to earn the tax on gasoline.

Do Federal or State governments explore, drill, refine or distribute petroleum/gasoline?

Nope. Nada. They just TAX it.

DRILL HERE.

DRILL NOW.

PAY LESS.

Here's what the "dims" have to say.

Sad. Pathetic. Lame.

http://www.cnsnews.com/ViewPolitics.asp?Page=/Politics/archive/200806/POL20080626d.html

WHUT????

ProMetic Further Confirms Performance of Prion Capture Resin at the Recovery of Biological Products Conference

Huh?

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=prnw.20080625.MO313&show_article=1&catnum=0

Sure, no prob. Woosh. Over the head. Forward looking statements.

That's an understatement.

Speaking of working at EPCOT MG, can you believe it? Last night, as with every Tuesday and Thursday nights, EPCOT is open for Extra Magic Hours. This means for Guests that are staying on-property at a Disney Resort, EPCOT doesn't close-up-shoppy at 9pm, but attractions stay open until 12midnight.

Last night, we still had those ARDENT Guests still in the store at 1:15pm. Holy moly! We're always the last place to close at EPCOT on regular nights, but it makes you wonder; with an extra THREE HOURS of shopping available, don't you think they could get it accomplished by 12:30am or so? I was one of the "lucky" ones. My shift ended at 2am. I was home safe and sound, snuggled in my bed by 3:15am. I'm just saying...

For Beauty's Sake

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Disney Cast Member Blessings

Last evening I was doing my night-gig at EPCOT Mouse Gear and was fortunate enough to speak with a young woman serving in the United States Air Force. When I say "young" woman, I mean YOUNG. She looked to still be in high school, but handed me her military ID when she was checking-out. I told her I noticed she's in the Air Force and that I really did appreciate her service to her country and countymen and women.

Then I had to ask the obvious question (you know me, I'm never above asking the obvious ones) how long she had been in the AF. She said she had signed-up pretty much right out of high school and had been in for four years. She was enjoying a family vacation at Disney before leaving for Korea for two years.

That did it. I couldn't even imagine. Made me tear-up right there on the spot. I was able to complete our transaction and even tell her again how much her service means to me. I didn't start to blubber until she walked away and I could hide-out behind the wrap-stand.

She's just a little girl. God bless her.

I Wish I'd Said That

“A man who has nothing which he cares about more than he does about his personal safety is a miserable creature who has no chance at being free, unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.”

~John Stuart Mill, English philosopher and economist

God Bless the men and women of the United States Armed Services

Not On The NY Times Front Page

Roadside bombs decline in Iraq

WASHINGTON — Roadside bomb attacks and fatalities in Iraq are down by almost 90% over the last year, according to Pentagon records and interviews with military leaders.
In May, 11 U.S. troops were killed by blasts from improvised explosive devices (IEDs) compared with 92 in May 2007, records show. That's an 88% decrease.

~USA Today

Before She Was Messed Up

Amy Winehouse - Stronger Than Me

Amy Winehouse - Teach Me Tonight

This Is Change?

"Reformer, hopemonger — and politician. Barack Obama had a choice between keeping his word on public financing or reaping a windfall of hundreds of millions of dollars from unrestrained fund-raising, and in true American fashion, he chose the money.

The decision is widely viewed as pragmatic — after all, he's trying to win an election here, not run an exhibition on consistency. But for those dazzled by promises of reform, Obama's reversal has the scales falling from their eyes — a recognition that he is, beneath all the hype, a politician who acts in his best interests."

Same old, same old. Are we suprised?

Bush Instructs the FDA To Botch Salmonella Investigation

Lou, Lou, Lou, your train has jumped the track.

Lou Dobbs: Bush Should Be Impeached for Salmonella Outbreak
The “Lou Dobbs Tonight” host placed the blame for the recent salmonella outbreak squarely on President George W. Bush, calling for his impeachment on the June 19 broadcast. Contaminated tomatoes from an unknown source or sources have sickened 383 people since April, according to the Associated Press.

“You know, I have heard a lot of reasons over the years as to why George W. Bush should be impeached,” Dobbs said. “For them to leave the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) in this state, its leadership in this sorry condition and to have no capacity apparently or will to protect the American consumer – that is alone to me sufficient reason to impeach a president who has made this agency possible and has ripped its guts out in its ability to protect the American consumer.”

News From Cory

Cory called today and said he and Heath (Danielle's brother) climbed a "small" (LOL, anything larger than a landfill is a LARGE mountain to a Floridian kid) mountain today. He said you could see the snow in the distance. They were ported in Ketchikan and about to leave for Juneau. Cory sounded good. He needed a vacation.

From A Lucianne Poster

I could NOT have said it better than "johngalt1". Patriots rise up.

"There are people in America, lots of them, who just don’t get and never will. This is the inevitable result of surrendering our schools to liberals to whom facts are an inconvenient nuisance when they conflict with their entitlement theology.

To liberals, the villains in the war on terror are the people who are unsympathetic to the “grievances” and goals of the terrorists. Proactively defending ourselves against those who publicly state their intention to destroy us violates the most fundamental tenant of modern liberalism: the Right is always wrong.

The only enemies liberals acknowledge are carbon dioxide and conservatives.
(Great line, eh? I'll have to remember that one.)

In the liberal world, prosperity and freedom are not purchased with toil, treasure and blood. There are endless “free lunches.” All cultures except ours are valued. Good intentions are equivalent to good outcomes. (Another gem.) Cops will save us from international bad guys before they hurt us.

Duyba, Rudi and McCain are serious about defending America. Obama is not. He’s just a cute pup in a store window that will grow into a dog that won’t hunt."

Goodness. I wish I had written that. Plain and simple, that is why I am a conservative.

Obama’s America Is September 10th America

Andrew C. McCarthy says "His latest remarks betray an alarming ignorance." Criminal prosecution of war combatants, yeah, that's the ticket.

"As a national-security strategy, however, and as a means of carrying our government’s first responsibility to protect the American people, heavy reliance on criminal justice is an abysmal failure."

More to the point, "A successful counterterrorism strategy makes criminal prosecution a subordinate part of a much broader governmental response. Most of what is needed never happens in a courtroom. It happens in military operations against terrorist strongholds; intelligence operations in which jihadists get assassinated — without trial; intelligence collections in which we cozy up to despicable informants since only they can tell us what we need to know; and aggressive treasury actions to trace terror funds."

Finally he says, "That is how you stop the homeland from being attacked, which is what we have done for the last seven years. And it is that from which Obama wants to move away.

Obama would bring us back to September 10th America. And September 10th is sure to be followed by September 11th ."

Read the full article here.

For my part I say, we'd ALL like it if September 11th, 2001 never occurred but it did. Failing to acknowledge or learn the lessons of that ill-fated day won't make it go away. Ignoring evil doesn't make it go away either. Mr. McCain you might want to pound this message out about a gazillion times a day.

Dwight-up Mr. McCain, President Eisenhower said, "Freedom will not long tarry in the hands of cowards."

More Funny Dana Summers

The Little Texan Is Back

Billionaire former presidential candidate Ross Perot has started a Web site to highlight what he calls the "economic crisis" facing the country because of deficit spending.

The Web site announced Monday is Perot Charts.com a play on Perot's use of economic charts in political advertisements during his 1992 and 1996 presidential campaigns.

In a statement Monday, Perot said the nation's debt reached $9.4 trillion in April and is rising more than $1 billion a day.

"We are leaving our children and grandchildren with debt they cannot possibly pay," he said. "The economic crisis facing America today is far greater than anything since the Great Depression."

The Web site, which Perot said is nonpartisan, includes a video of Perot, a blog and a chart presentation explaining the nation's economic problems.

Abraham Lincoln Rocks

During this political season let's be reminded of these wise words.

~~~~~~~

You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.

You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.

You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.

You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.

You cannot build character and courage by taking away men's initiative and independence.

You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves.

---Abraham Lincoln---
(Courtesy of my pal Viv)

Dana Summers/Orlando Sentinel

Dogsitting

Sheba and Dixie
Queen Lucy (hunting, as usual)
Dixie and Sheba
Dixie and Sheba

Cory and Danielle and her assorted families have made it to their ship and are cruising even as we speak. I talked to Cory for about a minute yesterday on my way to my shift at Mouse Gear as they were boarding The Island Princess in Vancouver, B.C. He said they were safe and fairly sound.

Today I thought I'd take a few pics of the girls. Everyone seems to be getting along fairly well. That's code for Lucy hasn't bitten any one's head off yet. Dixie and Sheba are great pals. Lucy is Queen of the World and we serve her.

Even Betterr List

Top 10 reasons to blame Democrats for soaring gasoline prices:

http://www.americanthinker.com/2008/06/top_10_reasons_to_blame_democr_1.html

The 50 Best Pun Stores

All funny. Most clean.
http://www.bspcn.com/2008/06/07/the-50-best-pun-stores/

This Will Tick You Off

According to the federal Minerals Management Service, about 86 billion barrels of oil and 420 trillion cubic feet of natural gas are locked up and untouchable just off our shores.
Who locked it up, you ask???
It's our cracked-up Congress -- mainly liberal Democrats who are beholden beyond reason to the religious left's most dangerous fundamentalist sect, wacko environmentalism.
Read more here.

They Don't ACT Like Katrina Victims

Iowa's Floods: A Midwestern Katrina?"
This is our version of Katrina," Johnson County Emergency Management spokesman Mike Sullivan said. "This is the worst flooding we've ever seen — much worse than 1993," when much of the Midwest was hit by record flooding.

As Lucianne points out--"No looting, no shooting, no blaming Bush. The similarity seems to stop with neck high water. The Main Stream Media (MSM) is so disappointed."

Straight reporting of the situation with nary a looter, race hustler, or politician with a refrigerator full of money in sight.

Obviously this is one of the last viscious Bush/Cheney plots; this time to rid the world of Iowans!

(NOLA Mayor Ray Nagin nowhere to be seen, not even in spirit OR attitude.)

But seriously, we pray for these good people who have been visited by such tragedy and destruction.

More Truth Than Fiction

Yo! McCain! LISTEN!!

WOW! McCain Says Something A Conservative Can Agree With

I can't believe it. Other than national security, I haven't made it secret I don't agree with the Senator from Arizona on much. Finally, he stepped-up to call a spade a spade. The Gitmo ruling giving combatants/terrorists Constitutional protection was so outrageous even McCain noticed. Bravo, old fellow.

Now get on board with closing the borders before comprehensive immigration reform, letting the oil companies drill domestically to increase US oil production, and regard the argument that global warming (actually natural climate variations and change) is a fraud.

Then he really steps in it during his latest Town Hall meeting. From Laura Ingraham:

"On the oil industry itself:

"I am very angry, frankly, at the oil companies not only because of the obscene profits they've made but at their failure to invest in alternate energy to help us eliminate our dependence on foreign oil ... They're making huge profits and that happens, but not to say, 'We're in this so we can over time eliminate America's dependence on foreign oil,' I think is an abrogation of their responsibilities as citizens."

For the record, Big Oil's profit margin has averaged 8.1% over the last five years. Meanwhile, beverage makers -- the industry to which he and his wife owe their fortune -- average 19% margins. "

Oops.

Boo Hoo Cry Me A River

Broward County resident sues Disney
No one HAS to be employed by Disney if they don't want to be. There isn't a person in Florida who doesn't know the Disney "LOOK."

Get over yourself and go to work for a Sikh theme park or a Sikh entertainment multi-national corporation.

Central Florida's New Interactive Radar

This is neat You can zoom-in on storms. You can track their direction of movement. You can get descriptions of their intensity. You click on the storm icons and get info. You can move the map up and down geographically. Based on Microsoft Visual Earth. Love it. Great new toy for weather geeks (me.)

Reminding Myself SC Judges ARE Important

I've heard about this one all day. Again, Laura Ingraham has the most concise commentary on the disappointing Supreme Court ruling. She says:

"ANTHONY "THE FLIPPER" KENNEDY STRIKES AGAIN!

In a major defeat to America and the War on Terror, the Supreme Court this morning ruled that enemies captured on the battlefield have habeas corpus rights under the U.S. Constitution. It is almost impossible to explain just how damaging this decision is, though we get an idea when Justice Scalia notes in his dissent that the ruling "will almost certainly cause more Americans to be killed." That outcome, he says, might be tolerable if the Court were upholding longstanding legal precedent. Instead it's a stark reversal of precedent that opens this country up to new security threats.For example: There currently are no rules for trying enemy combatants in American courtrooms -- that will be left up to the courts themselves. (The Court did insist on defendants having access to witnesses; does that mean U.S. soldiers serving in the field?) Assuming defendants receive legal protections on par with U.S. citizens, terrorists will be able to easily manipulate our court system for access to classified government intel. Scalia notes that when the terrorists behind the first World Trade Center attack were tried, federal prosecutors produced the names of 200 unindicted co-conspirators, and "that information was in the hands of Osama bin Laden within two weeks." Insanely, the military tribunals that were today declared unconstitutional were set up by Congress and the White House at the direction of an earlier SCOTUS ruling. "Turns out they were just kidding," Scalia notes wryly. It also turns out the Constitution's a suicide pact after all. "

Laura Ingraham Makes A Good Point

"What rotten luck that of the several dozen Americans left who oppose increased domestic oil production, each and every one apparently works in Congress.

The Senate spent yesterday blaming just about everyone for soaring gas prices -- Big Oil, Wall Street futures traders, OPEC (everyone, that is, but themselves). Sen. Schumer even introduced legislation for a moronic "windfall" profits tax, which, according to people with a tenth-grade understanding of economics, would make gas prices a whole lot worse. Americans know better.

A new Gallup poll finds that only 20% blame Big Oil for high gas prices.

Meanwhile, Larry Kudlow reports, "support for more drilling in U.S. coastal and wilderness areas has increased to 57 percent." Break out the drill bits and lets see if we can hit an American gusher. We need it!!" No jokey.

The Saddest Thing

11-year-old Skyla Jade Whitaker (left) of Henryetta and 13-year-old Taylor Dawn Paschal-Placker of Weleetka
Those innocent little girls and their devastated families. Things like this just don't happen there. But, things like this can happen anywhere. Of course, senseless crime (is there any other kind?) like this always makes us shake our heads and wonder what the world is coming to. Our prayers go out to their families and we pray for the police investigators to quickly find out who killed these girls.

How Are YOU Spending Your Sunday?

(Note: This is NOT a new member of the family, just adorable spread-eagled Ollie the Border Terrier pup, borrowed from the Cute Project.)

A Sincere Reminder

Happy moments, praise God.

Difficult moments, seek God.

Quiet moments, worship God.

Painful moments, trust God.
Every moment, thank God.

If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.

What A Shame

"The way to continue our fight now to accomplish the goals for which we stand is to take our energy, our passion, our strength and do all we can to help elect Barack Obama, the next president of the United States," Hillary Rodham Clinton said in a speech before cheering supporters packed into the ornate National Building Museum.

Obama. That's your choice, Dems?

I've asked of Dem friends, acquaintances, again and again: how did this happen?

How in the world is Barack Obama your nominee?

(For that matter, I haven't wrapped my brain around John McCain as the Republican nominee.)

Granted, I'm not a Hillary fan, but, dern--you KNOW what you're getting with a Clinton.

What's that old idiom: "Better the devil you know than the devil you don't?"

Not Winehouse But Nice

Mercy - Duffy (Video)

Another Bit From Lucianne

From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a United State Senator, to the time he announced he was forming a Presidential exploratory committee, he logged 143 days of experience in the Senate. That's how many days the Senate was actually in session and working.

After 143 days of work experience, Obama believed he was ready to be Commander In Chief, Leader of the Free World, and fill the shoes of Abraham Lincoln, FDR, JFK and Ronald Reagan.

(Someone somewhere is laughing their butts off.)

Best Analysis Yet

You MUST read this piece. It's the best American (not just political) analysis I've read.

The Audacity of the Democrats.

Written by Rocco DiPippo for the American Thinker.

A poster at Lucianne put it best, "Every word, every syllable of this from-911-to-now summation of Democrat subversion of the war effort - and the Bush administration's tragic refusal to call them on it - rings true."

Liberalism is an illness that is making the rest of us sick.

(That last bit was mine.)

Oooohhhhh, It's Ovvvahhhh

School's out for summer! (You know they don't play that over the loudspeaker system at elementary schools these days. Maybe I'm remembering high school.) Anyway, I got my hugs, all around. The students and teachers have been ready for the last day for more than a month. The final day itself was a bit of a downer. The walls of the classrooms and the hallways look so sterile and bleak. Alas, the summer will be over before you know it and the school will spring back to color and life.

Because of budget cuts (as a result of Floridians rightly voting themselves a property tax cut), 82 teachers in Osceola County were laid-off. They told the teachers face-to-face which ones were being laid-off, differentiating them from the teachers that were just not asked back (non-renewed.) Brooke fell into the laid-off category. She hasn't found a new position yet, but is more optimistic than I expected. She's got a call-back interview in Kissimmee on Monday. She even interviewed for a Kindergarten position at my school. That one hasn't been filled to my knowledge yet.

I was asked back to my school for August. I hope I can afford to work there another year. I'm still working at EPCOT part time. (I guess I'll ask for more hours this summer. We won't do vacation until Brooke's wedding in October.) It's been such a blessing to be happy to go to work in the morning, instead of filling with dread and anxiety. Working at FRE is a pleasure.

Because A Sidebar Is Not Enough

"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves money from the public treasure. From that moment on the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most money from the public treasury, with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's great civilizations has been two hundred years. These nations have progressed through the following sequence: from bondage to spiritual faith, from spiritual faith to great courage, from courage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to selfishness, from selfishness to complacency from complacency to apathy, from apathy to dependency, from dependency back to bondage."

~Alexander Tyler

(No, he wasn't writing about the United States. This quote is well over one hundred years old. Tyler was writing about the fall of the Athenian Republic.)

Give A Girl Her Due

She says "I tread a troubled track."

Yes, she's seen better days. No, she is NOT a role model for young men or women, (for that matter, neither was Billie Holiday, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, how long do you have? the list is endless.) But her lyrics are touching, her voice is haunting and she's truly a great singer/performer. I don't think hundreds, maybe millions, of fans around the world wishing, praying and hoping she'll get her act together before she becomes a bad obituary headline will make a difference. But it would be nice if someone could get through to her.
Here's "Love Is A Losing Game" from better days.

Come Together?

Jonah Goldberg PLEASE Run For Office

"People need to remember that there's a difference between "conservatives" and "Republicans." One reason the Republican "brand" has been so badly tarnished is that Republicans lost credibility as conservatives. They spent money like a pimp with a week to live. They got comfortable with power and the perks that come with it, and they tolerated cronyism and incompetence. And while the GOP is the more conservative of the two parties — and hence the natural home for the American right — it needs to be remembered that Republican failures are not synonymous with conservative ones."
To try to keep from losing all hope, read Jonah Goldberg and Mark Steyn.

Never In A Million Years

I have TOTALLY given-up predicting ANYTHING about politics. If someone would have told me a year ago that John McCain, a Republican in name only (RINO)--a Senator who has time-after-time turned his back on Conservatives and Barack Obama (a first-term Senator who's only been serving since 2004 and running for President for the last two years and doesn't even know anti-American rhetoric when he hears it from the pews fro 20-plus years until it's politically expedient) would have been their parties' nominee for President of the United States--I would have rolled in the floor, laughing my sizable hiney off.

Golly. It is NO laughing matter. I am SO disappointed in the two major parties right now. Not that we haven't seen it coming. Your choice: vote for a Liberal or vote for a Socialist. (Certainly George W Bush has been a poor example of a Conservative. I guess he lowered the curve.)

I make this promise, one day soon, the very day the Republicans nominate John McCain as their candidate (obviously a foregone conclusion) I'll change my party affiliation to Libertarian. I've threatened before and it's a promise now.

Not that it matters, not that anyone cares.

Ingoring Peril Doesn't Make It Go Away

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad predicted on Monday that Muslims would uproot "satanic powers" and repeated his controversial belief that Israel will soon disappear, the Mehr news agency reported.
"I must announce that the Zionist regime (Israel), with a 60-year record of genocide, plunder, invasion and betrayal is about to die and will soon be erased from the geographical scene," he said.
"Today, the time for the fall of the satanic power of the United States has come and the countdown to the annihilation of the emperor of power and wealth has started."

Did he just say Israel will die and soon be erased from the map? I think that's what he just said. Yeah. Let's TALK to him about it. Let's ASK him about the annihilation of the US. Maybe if we make nice he'll just forget all about it and go away. America will pay a heartbreaking price for this kind of indifference. Think I made it up?

Read it for yourself.

They're BACK!!!

Season 2 begins tonight. I've missed the truckers and I don't know why. But it's a guilty pleasure just like "Deadliest Catch." (Oh, bummer, it's a re-hash of Season 1 on the road to Season 2. Here I was all set for new footage. Next Sunday, alas.)

I Want One

Smart For Two Passion Cabriolet
(This car LOOKS like me.)

7 Guest Service Guidelines

Just like Snow White and Seven Dwarfs, the do's and don'ts of Guest Service. Here's every Cast Member's reminder:

Be Happy...make eye contact and smile!

Be like Sneezy...greet and welcome each and every guest. Spread the spirit of Hospitality...It's contagious!

Don't be Bashful...seek out Guest contact!

Be like Doc...provide immediate Service recovery.

Don't be Grumpy....always display appropriate body language at all times!

Be like Sneezy...create DREAMS and preserve the 'MAGICAL' Guest experience!

Don't be Dopey...thank each and every Guest!

(Borrowed from Princess Fee)

Keeping Up With Theme Parks

Orlando Sentinel - Theme Park Rangers

No one knows more about enjoying Orlando's famous attractions than the Theme Park Rangers. Get the inside scoop from these park veterans. Collectively they've spent more than a century exploring how to have fun.